Dr. Dobson,
I’m not sure which scripture translation you are using this month, so I will greet you in the language of your four favorites – guten tag, konnichiwa, howdy doody, and shalom. I am new to The Talking Mirror so you’ll have to forgive my unfamiliarity with “open email” etiquette. Do I need to ACTUALLY email it to you, or is it safe to assume you have one of those “google alerts” set to search for your name along with the words “open email” a half dozen times a day?
If I was you, I’d probably set the search for “James Dobson” and “photoshopped to look like Satan” but that’s just me. Actually, I hope you haven’t done that because then you’ll probably never read this – unless you see it on Victoria Osteen’s Twitter feed or something. (Didn’t you and her have a thing once? Did I hear that? Maybe not.) Maybe I should photoshop a picture of you to look like Satan just to be safe…
Oh gosh, you know what I just realized? All those questions I just asked about open emails are irrelevant (like the magazine! LOLZ!). If you read them, I guess we already have our answer. Ha! Can you believe that? Isn’t it funny how life just works itself out sometimes? Unless you’re Ted Haggard that is. Things aren’t really working out for him.
Oh man, this email is getting long, and that’s the one thing my editors told me about writing an open email, they told me it’s like robbing a nursing home, “get in, get out, get some pudding.” Not really sure what they meant by that last part, but I’ve got some Snack Packs in the fridge and that’s where I’m heading now.
Thank you for your time Dr. Dobson. I appreciate you reading this open email no matter how you came across it. Hopefully in our next correspondence I will be able to address a few of the hot news items being discussed on FoxNews and elsewhere in the world, like the Christianity Today blog.
Peace, love, NIV,
Matt Browning
Managing Editor who also contributes
The Talking Mirror
P.S. We haven’t really talked about my title here, so that might change. Just didn’t want you to call our office and not be able to get a hold of me if my title changes.
P.P.S. I talked to Conor, he said we don’t even have an office, and that I’m the only Matt Browning writing for TTM, so don’t worry about the title changing.
P.P.P.S. Do you really think Obama’s a Muslim?
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