An Open Email to Dr. James Dobson

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Dr. Dobson,

I’m not sure which scripture translation you are using this month, so I will greet you in the language of your four favorites – guten tag, konnichiwa, howdy doody, and shalom.  I am new to The Talking Mirror so you’ll have to forgive my unfamiliarity with “open email” etiquette.  Do I need to ACTUALLY email it to you, or is it safe to assume you have one of those “google alerts” set to search for your name along with the words “open email” a half dozen times a day?

If I was you, I’d probably set the search for “James Dobson” and “photoshopped to look like Satan” but that’s just me.  Actually, I hope you haven’t done that because then you’ll probably never read this – unless you see it on Victoria Osteen’s Twitter feed or something.  (Didn’t you and her have a thing once?  Did I hear that?  Maybe not.)  Maybe I should photoshop a picture of you to look like Satan just to be safe…

Oh gosh, you know what I just realized? All those questions I just asked about open emails are irrelevant (like the magazine! LOLZ!).  If you read them, I guess we already have our answer. Ha! Can you believe that? Isn’t it funny how life just works itself out sometimes?  Unless you’re Ted Haggard that is.  Things aren’t really working out for him.

Oh man, this email is getting long, and that’s the one thing my editors told me about writing an open email, they told me it’s like robbing a nursing home, “get in, get out, get some pudding.” Not really sure what they meant by that last part, but I’ve got some Snack Packs in the fridge and that’s where I’m heading now.

Thank you for your time Dr. Dobson. I appreciate you reading this open email no matter how you came across it. Hopefully in our next correspondence I will be able to address a few of the hot news items being discussed on FoxNews and elsewhere in the world, like the Christianity Today blog.

Peace, love, NIV,

Matt Browning

Managing Editor who also contributes

The Talking Mirror

P.S. We haven’t really talked about my title here, so that might change. Just didn’t want you to call our office and not be able to get a hold of me if my title changes.

P.P.S. I talked to Conor, he said we don’t even have an office, and that I’m the only Matt Browning writing for TTM, so don’t worry about the title changing.

P.P.P.S. Do you really think Obama’s a Muslim?

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  • Cdenisereal

    Can you think…of a way to stop the suffering and pain of all the poor people?
    Think about it okay…I try too in another way with this attached letter. You might not agree with it, but it is another way I tried.

    POOR PEOPLE NEED HELP TO END THEIR SUFFERING AND PAIN

    Our dear elected officials, your constituents need your help – because some of you need to…please stop sacrificing the poor as offerings to a certain numbers of big giants? These big giants who behave as big bad wolves oppressing school children, college students, the elderly, the poor employees, the innocents and people with disabilities. Please stop tormenting the poor for these giant’s lavish lives?

    These giants’ laughs at the poor – with big belching and loud snoring at the expense of the poor. Because some of you allow these giants with their big hands to knock
    out the poor.

    Some of you are connected with these giants who use the poor by starving children and making kids too sick to learn their education…then take away the resources to go to college, suppress their grandparents to the grave to make room for giant’s big feet to roam the earth – and then let giants little giant children bulldoze and enslave the poor never to grow.

    All of your voters’ cares for you – but you need to let your fingers vote on behalf of all the poor and needy who help build this country too – and you should lead by true standard.

    Which one of you…which politicians, which governor, which mayor, which legislative, which senator, which institution, which club or group, which corporation, which business or which government said that they care about the poor but their actions worked against the poor so badly.

    What would you do if you find out that you have not given your poor voters what they believed you had agreed on in your initial political address? They believed you would be their hero leader. Instead…these giants trampled them into deeper poverty. How about taking some time to pay attention and listen to the poor voters who believed your promises to do right by them, to cradle them, to take good care of them, to be there for them, stand by them, to have their back, to be good by them, to be a good person and to make up for the errors of your predecessors.

    Maybe this is the time to step up everyone, who said they care about the poor and vote your fingers to defeat poverty for sure.

    The poor cannot find enough pennies on the ground to accumulate a dollar and afford dollar store purchase.
    The poor cannot afford to wash dishes, clean home, wash clothing and wash their bodies much less afford the fragrances to have a reasonable smell.
    The poor cannot afford toothbrush and tooth paste much less afford the doctor’s co pay.
    The poor cannot afford the public transportation and they are not healthy to walk for miles and miles to their destinations and back home especially in the cold
    weather.

    The poor are without home, without utilities, without pots and pan, without utensils, without beds, without sleep, without lavatory, without toilet paper, and chairs…the bankrupt home owners are without your cares and without your help for tomorrow.

    Can you please look at and hear the sound of whimpering cry of babies suffering and in pain, and the cry of the destitute for food, for clothing and for help with their illnesses and diseases to get well. Their cry for you their representative not to look down on them – but for you to do more than what you said you would do before you were elected.

    All of your voters are happy for you – but you need to let your fingers vote on behalf of all the poor and needy who help build this country too – and you should lead by true standard.

    This is just an example, but it is apparent that it cost much more to recover the economy from a terrible natural disaster. And these giants have to rebuild by coughing up their hidden treasures. Would you not rather spend the money to save the economy through supporting justice and mercy for the poor? Would you not rather fix the economic problem through the reality of physically taking care of all the poor – by letting them have jobs, homes, education and good health to spend money to recover the economy?

    Who was it that said that they love their neighbors as they love themselves? Where are your neighbors? Right now you are not living in poverty like your neighbors – humiliated low down and poor like your neighbors. You are not stripped and restricted of your employment rights as your neighbors. The above is your neighbors. Do you profess that you still love your neighbors as yourself?

    Who was it that said equality under the flag? Who was it that said they are more patriotic than others. Who was it that said their love for their country is more than everyone else? Where is the justice and mercy for the poor under the flag? Be like our wise and great founding fathers humbly and patriotically embrace the less fortunate and visitors of this country for better and for good fortune.

    All of your voter’s want the best for you – but you need to let your fingers vote on behalf of all the poor and needy who help build this country too- and you should lead by true standard.

    However or whatever our status are, we all want success and peace for the world, for our country, our state, our city, our county, our town, our community and for each other to survive:

    A REMINDER
    TO REMIND US
    TO PLEASE.

    Remember Hope…
    Hope is right here and will never leave
    Hope is good thought
    Hope is good feelings
    Hope is good at heart
    Hope is forever and will never end
    Its heights cannot be measured
    Its deeps cannot be reached
    Hope is in the heart a promise for the future.
    C. Denise Simmonds Medina

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