by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Conor smiled warmly, staring off into the distance as he basked in the triumphant knowledge of a villain, smote. And yet, despite the vivid memories he had of that bloody battle – memories which he relived on a daily basis with a proud half-smile, a head nod, and an...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
December 31st is upon us and with it comes an evening of binge drinking, bad decisions, and then the declaration of resolutions to never again make those bad decisions. Some of us will go to a bar or club. Some will attend a party at a friend’s residence. Some will...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture
Anyone of my friends will tell you, I’ve hated Carson Daly for a long time. Years. Ever since he brought his doucheyness to national fruition on what has unarguably become America’s incubator for “celebrities” that are actually just awful, skanky people: MTV. If...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Let’s get one thing straight from the get-go: this guide isn’t written from personal experience. I am from Texas and Kent is from Texas’ attic (also known as Oklahoma) and everybody knows people south of the Mason-Dixon line are born with a certain charm that the...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture
Winter: Our Common Enemy Winter has come with a vengeance this year. It was -11 degrees Fahrenheit here in Chicago yesterday. During the day. You’re reading that correctly. Global warming my ass. I’m going to start running my car 24/7 and burning my trash in the back...
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