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Jersey Shore: The Best Thing to Happen to Reality TV Since OJ Simpson

This is not the article I wanted to write.  When I set out to write a review of MTV’s controversial new reality show Jersey Shore, I had a pretty good idea of how it was going to go.  I was …

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Pandora Internet Radio Never Has The Stations I Want

Shower Sing-a-long Radio – this station will explore artists and songs that display the musical trait of being the song “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias on a continuous loop. 

Biased Reviews: A 5th Grader Reports on Avatar

With so much reveling, carousing, and dri – uhh…bowl game watching going on in recent days, it’s been tough to find time to sate TTM’s insatiable hunger for

FROM THE ARCHIVES: December 26th is a Great Day for a Break-up

It's Christmas week.  Here at TTM, Christmas week means three things: (1) Conor is creeping around the Michigan Ave ice rink reeking of Pall Malls and sunflower seeds,

I Got Your Annual Review Right Here: A Word on Accountability

Can I talk to you for five minutes about corporate life?  As of this writing, I have spent sixteen consecutive months in the wasteland of the working world. 

Snowboarders Protest Christian Attempts to Take the “Extreme” out of Xmas

CARLSBAD – Angry shouting, U2 songs, dreadlocks, frightened Republicans, and the faint aroma of marijuana.  These are all things one could reasonably expect at a good old

Everybody’s Doing It: A Word on Black Friday

Can I talk to you for five minutes about the Friday after Thanksgiving?  Those of you who have been with TTM since our humble, semi-literate

My LinkedIn Networking Requests Require Some Customization

This article was published this week by our partners in parody over at The Big Jewel.  If you haven’t been to The Big Jewel yet, this blurb will

Road Rage: A Word on Liberal Bumper Stickers

Can I talk to you for five minutes about liberal bumper stickers?  Actually, I just want to talk about one.  I’ve only asked for five minutes of your

Apocalypse Yesterday: A Word on California (Part 2)

I’m sorry, but I’m going to need five more minutes of your time to talk about California.  I don't usually like asking for extra time like this,

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