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September 28, 2009 · 4 Comments

An Ode To Suburbia (or “one man’s struggle to escape the urban jungle”)

There is a place for everyone in this world. Caesar was born for Rome, Bon Jovi was born for the stage, Billy Mays was born for that soft spot in everyone’s heart and I… I was born for the suburbs. …

Tim Tebow: Man, Myth, MAN

September 24, 2009 · No comments

Let me tell you about this character I've been hearing so much about. He’s in school, but he’s not a normal student – he has powers...magical ones.

Tap Water, Taxi Cabs, and Other Travesties: A Billionaire’s Guide to the Recession

July 24, 2009 · No comments

The recession has hit us all hard, but none harder than the terrifyingly rich. That's why we've asked billionaire G. Winston Thurston Livingston III to advise our billionaire

Career Advice From an Employed Person

July 15, 2009 · 2 Comments

As many of you know, employment has never been harder to find. Luckily, our friend Gary is employed. Earlier this week, Gary stopped by (between shifts as