by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Let me begin by saying that it is not so much that I dislike technological advancement; it’s that I like technology just fine the way it is, and don’t see why we have to keep messing with it. I know I’m not supposed to feel this way. I’m still in my mid-twenties. ...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Music
I don’t think that people these days really appreciate the poets of our time. Our modern Shakespeares are left unnoticed and unappreciated, the profundity and meaning of their writing tossed into the gutters of our minds as worthless and forgettable. Well I’m here to...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
There are few things on the face of this Earth that piss me off more than people who cut in line. Linkin Park fans and Carson Daly are up there, along with PETA and Whole Foods shoppers; but when someone cuts in line (that includes when driving) I am instantly driven...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Have you ever been tooling along in the fast lane on your way to wherever, doing a modest 5-10 over, minding your own business as you belt out the lyrics to your favorite Gwen Stefa… er… damn… uh, AC/DC, yeah, AC/DC song, when some Douche McGouche decides they really...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
PETA’s ridiculousness isn’t really news. Remember how they thought it would be a good idea to stop animal exploitation with their super progressive naked babes ad campaign? That rationality makes a lot of sense, right? “Stop exploiting animals! These hot chicks are...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Politics
Dear Every Celebrity Ever, I’m writing on behalf of all of the civilians of the United States and – dare I say – the Entire Mother Earth. You know how you always feel the need to voice your opinion on politics? You know how you somehow feel original by making some...
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