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Author of Wildly Successful “The Shack” Writes Sequel, “The Mansion”

On the verge of the release of the hotly anticipated new installment of the Harry Potter film series comes the announcement of another sequel likely to incite riots and violence amongst rabid crowds of fans. Titled simply The Mansion, this …

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Smart Cars Are Cool, If you Like Cars That Suck

By Frank Ferri When I first laid eyes on the smart fortwo, I thought it was the elaborate result of one of my wife's

Calvin Was Right: The Total Depravity of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”

Saturday night in early June in Southern California, guess what I did?  If you guessed: attended an impromptu Miley Cyrus concert, rode around Sunset Boulevard in a

Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious

[caption id="attachment_1941" align="aligncenter" width="284" caption="not to be confused with THE Fast and THE Furious"][/caption] Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know

Ruminations on the Song “Human” by The Killers

As the proud owner of 20 college credit hours in philosophy, I can tell you with confidence that the entire history of philosophical discourse is little more

Restaurant Review: I’ve Died and Gone to Brazil

I went to heaven last Friday.  Alright, maybe not heaven proper, but at least a satellite location in the Chicago Loop.  It's called Fogo de Chao and I

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A Food Critic Takes his Family to Hooters

The world of reasonably priced, family-friendly restaurants has long been regarded by its trendier, Zagat-rated cousins as a soulless, post-apocalyptic wasteland devoid of decent food and recently laundered

Dear LOST, I’m Breaking up with You

Dearest LOST, So... Hi. It's uh... It's good to see you again. You've been coming around more lately, which has been nice, I guess. You were gone for

Review: Jason Mraz Makes Nickelback Sound Good

Have you ever taken a dump that the toilet just couldn't seem to choke down? I feel like that toilet when I'm forced to listen to Jason

The World’s #1 Boss: A Perspective Piece

King Bowser - Boss I'll just come out and say it: My name is King Bowser, and I have been the villain and arch nemesis of Mario for

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