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January 4, 2010 · No comments

Biased Reviews: A 5th Grader Reports on Avatar

With so much reveling, carousing, and dri – uhh…bowl game watching going on in recent days, it’s been tough to find time to sate TTM’s insatiable hunger for fresh content. Fortunately, my 12 year-old cousin is not old enough to …

Biased Reviews: Brother Bear reviews “Where the Wild Things Are”

October 25, 2009 · 4 Comments

[caption id="attachment_2595" align="aligncenter" width="213" caption="By: Brother Bear"][/caption] “One of the year’s best.” – Entertainment Weekly “The hipster equivalent of Star Wars.” – NPR’s, All Things Considered “Briefly made life worth

Biased Reviews: Teddy Roosevelt Reviews Disney’s Pocahontas

August 14, 2009 · 8 Comments

By: Steven Etheridge Allow me to inaugurate this audit with a scathing declaration: Pocahontas is the worst movie of all time. The colors were too gay, the

Biased Reviews: Harry Potter Tears Twilight a New Dumbledore

July 17, 2009 · 7 Comments

By: Harry Potter Those of you out there who have spent over 500 weeks on the New York Times Bestsellers List will know the…oh wait…that’s right. I’m the

Pet Peeves for the Common Man: Michael Bay Movies

July 2, 2009 · 20 Comments

Let me begin by stating that I have a liberal arts college education. As any liberal arts student will tell you, they force you to learn liberal things,

Biased Reviews: Jennifer Aniston on the Jolie-Pitt Twins

June 24, 2009 · 13 Comments

This is the second installment in a new TTM series called “Biased Reviews.” It is part of our broader initiative to oppose impartiality, fairness, and intelligent discourse of

Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious

May 19, 2009 · 3 Comments

[caption id="attachment_1941" align="aligncenter" width="284" caption="not to be confused with THE Fast and THE Furious"][/caption] Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know