by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Look at her sitting there, just popping her Bubblicious Gum (probably pink lemonade flavor, her favorite and mine), coyly twirling her fingers through her hair, while she waits to board her flight to Omaha. No wedding band. About my age. Definitely within the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
By Will Grazer – TTM Food Critic Dude, drive faster, drive faster! There it is! Don’t miss the turn!! OH YEAH!!!!!!! I FREAKING LOVE WEDNESDAYS!!! Right. Wendy’s. What’d I say? Oh. Well, all I’m sayin is…Wait…wait…hold on a sec, I wanna, I wanna say something……wait…is...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Like most guys out there, I consider it my God-given duty as a man to bring some objectivity to the world of physical attraction and sex-appeal. If you ask the average male (i.e. me), he’ll tell you there are far too many emotional, inexact terms like “cute,”...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
John F. Kennedy did a lot of terrible things in his short presidency. Marilyn Monroe being one of them, sending the country on a futile, multi-billion dollar goose chase to outer space being another. Yet of all the things I am pissed at him for, one stands...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Good evening officers and officerettes, I think you will all agree when I say that something has gone terribly awry in this relationship. Over the past six years, I have had impromptu and involuntary rendezvous with nearly all of you. These little get-togethers...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
If there were any lingering doubts regarding my unfitness for independent living, a quick survey of my monthly grocery bill should quickly put them to rest. Of course, one can’t really review my bill because I don’t keep receipts and am still unfamiliar with the...
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