How to Cope with Living with Your Parents: A Guide

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense

So you’re an “adult” that lives with your parents. The real world is a scary place and Mom’s basement is dark and safe and has a refrigerator stocked with O.J, Soda, Purple Stuff, and OH! Sunny D! Alright! But hey, maybe it’s legitimate. You just graduated from the...

My God, The Whole World’s Off It’s Rocker

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense, Politics

Whenever we find ourselves in the midst of a changing regime, and a collapsing civilization, we at TTM turn to a trusted adviser and valued friend from our university days. Facing a future where everything – including future itself – is uncertain, it is comforting to...

How to Cope with Public Flatulence: A Guide

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

I was going to write a guide for coping with being hot, but I just couldn’t make it funny. So I went ahead with Plan B, which is always fart jokes. We here at The Talking Mirror try to shy away from potty humor. It’s too easy and immature, and everyone knows the only...

Ugg Boots: The Epilogue, Part One

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

Less than a year ago today, winter ended. With the end of the winter came the end of an era of tyranny, pain, and villainous bad taste. Or so we thought. I remember that day like it was yesterday, or even today but just like a few hours ago. It was a cold day; monkey...