by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Politics
Dear Every Celebrity Ever, I’m writing on behalf of all of the civilians of the United States and – dare I say – the Entire Mother Earth. You know how you always feel the need to voice your opinion on politics? You know how you somehow feel original by making some...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense, Politics
I’ve heard a lot of crap about The New York Times being biased toward the “left” side of things. I usually don’t pay attention to that, really. I don’t live in New York and I don’t care about their Times. This article, however, has me fully convinced that The New York...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Based on what I’ve heard from Him in His campaign, I’ve written a potential speech for Barack Obama. I’ve tried to mold my language to His, fitting within His various doctrines. I hope it inspires you the way it has inspired me. (Waving for silence amongst the cheers...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
As you all know very well, The Talking Mirror is a well respected news organization trusted by millions. That burden weighs heavily on our shoulders, so when we see injustice in the way other supposed “news” organizations are covering the upcoming election we feel...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense, Politics
Whenever we find ourselves in the midst of a changing regime, and a collapsing civilization, we at TTM turn to a trusted adviser and valued friend from our university days. Facing a future where everything – including future itself – is uncertain, it is comforting to...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Politics
Hey guys. The devil here. Just got done smoking some Camels with Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard. We were talking, and Tom said something that really resonated with me: “You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when companies are begging the government for...
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