All posts tagged Alarm Clocks

November 19, 2009 · No comments

Stop Clocking Me in the Face: A Note from Your Alarm

Dear Dumbass, You’re not a morning person. I get that. Do you think I enjoy mornings? Newsflash moron, I really don’t. Every single night you think you’re going to climb Mount Everest and you set your alarm for 6:15 when …

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