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October 2, 2009 · 12 Comments

18 Things to Teach Your Sons About Women: A Commentary

I’ve had a sort of writing dry spell lately. As my legions of TTM fans have likely noticed, I haven’t contributed a whole lot to the site lately. I have a new job, a girlfriend, and the meth empire for …

Your Long Hair and Beard Makes You Look Like Christ Jesus Our Savior

August 18, 2009 · 2 Comments

Pardon me, but has anyone ever told you that your beard and long hair make you look exactly like Jesus? I think I saw your face on a

Even More Shameless Self Promotion

June 24, 2009 · 2 Comments

[caption id="attachment_2124" align="aligncenter" width="400" caption="Next it's shirts with my face on them"][/caption] Hello TTM Readers. this is just another installment in a long series of Self Promoting articles

Gay Penguins, TTM and Carrie Prejean 4ever, Etcetera: Some News In Review 6/05/09

June 5, 2009 · 3 Comments

Hello again TTM readers. As you know, occasionally I run "news" articles where I cover the latest news and various other happenings in The Talking Mirror universe. It's

Ugg Boots: The Epilogue, Part Five

March 24, 2009 · 6 Comments

Continued from Part Four. If you've missed out so far, we find our two heroes Zac and Conor on their way to Australia to destroy the

Feeding the Hate: A Word on Effective Internet Marketing

February 26, 2009 · 4 Comments

Life at The Talking Mirror has been good the last couple weeks. More people are visiting the site, fewer viruses are infiltrating our computers, and several studios have