All posts tagged Christian Humor
Local Mega-Church Adds Crowd Surfing to Worship Routine
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre recently updated their “Glossary of Worship” to include “Christ-Inspired Crowd Surfing” earlier this week. This comes in addition to the already Church-sanctioned practices of “Holy Fist Pumping,” “Spirit-Filled Moshing,” and “Righteous Lighter Waving.” “I just… I …
Heidi and Spencer Pratt go to Bible Study: A Transcript
The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place during a Bible study that Heidi and Spencer Pratt attended. For reasons of personal security, we cannot
John Eldredge Writes “Wild at Heart” Sequel, “U.H.C.: Ultimate Heart Championship”
John Eldredge, the ultra-masculine author of the popular book and bible study series Wild at Heart, which focuses on "discovering the secret of a man's soul"
Review – I saw “24: Ex Nihilo” and it was good
According to a Fox Network spokesman, the most patriotic network has recently completed work on a spin off of the popular action drama, 24. In an effort to
Report from Heaven: No more F’ing around
The Lord God Almighty announced today that, henceforth, He will consider abbreviated cussing equivalent to the real humdinger. Under the new guidelines, phrases such as “F that”
It’s Time to Cast Our Crowns… for a Babe.
You know, Christians are people too. I think we often forget that in our faithful pursuit of righteousness, romance can waltz right into our lives. Today we look
Short Term Missionaries Convert Entire Village
In addition to Nike, Coke, and George Bush the impoverished residents of Los Lopez, Nicaragua, can add "Oak Springs Baptist Church" to the list of English words that
An Imagined Speech to the Couple Snuggling in the Pew Two Rows Up
(whispered) Excuse me. Hi. How are ya? Uh, this is a little awkward for me, and uh...well, I really hate to interrupt you two during the sermon like






nedwreck: Im pretty sure they are talking about God and not a lover ...
Na: Pretty sure netcast is about being fishers of men, not podcasting...
teen)forum: I always liked that car. Too bad I ain't got more money ...
Maverick: This fucking guy who wrote this article is obviously a fucking tool. D...
Klin-Taun: True, but you didn't pay $20,000.00 for a car the size of a large hers...