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God Writes “The Richard Dawkins Delusion”

The Lord God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, announced yesterday that final edits have been completed on his much anticipated second work of non-fiction.  The Richard Dawkins Delusion – God’s first foray into the world of literature in nearly 2,000 years – is a spirited and often hilarious rebuttal of Richard Dawkins’ 2006 bestseller […]

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Writing Contemporary Worship Music: A Webinar

You’ve got a problem.  You feel the Lord calling you to a career as a chart-topping, face-shredding rock star, but you feel guilty about the sex, drugs, and sex that inevitably accompany super stardom.  Your solution?  Become a worship leader!  Get the groupies, the Facebook fanpages, and the all-you-can-drink booze buffets you’ve always wanted while […]

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Young Adult Ministries: A Poem

I roll up to the church Sunday at six p.m. I find a seat in the back As the pastor says amen. You might think it odd That I be at church tonight You might question my motives And you would probably be right. It isn’t a normal service That’s coaxed me from my couch […]

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Snowboarders Protest Christian Attempts to Take the “Extreme” out of Xmas

CARLSBAD – Angry shouting, U2 songs, dreadlocks, frightened Republicans, and the faint aroma of marijuana.  These are all things one could reasonably expect at a good old fashioned American protest.  What one would not expect is for the crowd of college dropouts to be comprised entirely of skateboarders, BMX bikers, snowboarders, climbing wall instructors, and […]

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Claims of Jesus Interpreted Out of Context

“The gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction and those who enter by it are many.” Gut instinct tells me he’s talking about the front gate at Disneyworld on Labor Day Weekend but odds are better he means eastbound Interstate 10 entering New Orleans. “Blessed are the meek, for they […]

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Planting a Church in Southern California: A Webinar

So you’ve been called to be a church planter, have you?  I know, I know – bummer, right?  You’re probably thinking, “awww, man!  Really?  Planting churches?  Why couldn’t it have been something cool like faith healing or something easy like teaching?”  If that’s not what you’re thinking, it’s what the rest of us are thinking […]

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An Excerpt from The Pop Culture Bible: I Kings 18

Previously on I Kings: Our main man, Elijah, has spent the last three years kickin it in the wilderness east of the Jordan River.  Picture it like Arizona or like the episode of Man vs Wild where Bear Grylls goes to the Mojave Desert except if instead of drinking his own urine, Bear had super-smart ravens that […]

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