by Conor McCarthy | Jan 4, 2017 | Culture, Nonsense, Religion
A Note From the Authors: All of these churches are real. You can view their websites (most of which are pretty sweet) by clicking the church’s name. The sole purpose of this article is to mock some recently planted churches who, for whatever reason, have chosen some...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
In addition to Nike, Coke, and George Bush the impoverished residents of Los Lopez, Nicaragua, can add “Oak Springs Baptist Church” to the list of English words that they know. The reason? Short term missions. A team of twelve high school students from the suburban...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics, Religion
OMAHA, NB (AP) – The congregants of Westside Presbyterian Church have had enough. For the past four years they have faithfully supported Operation Mobilization missionary Jack Powell in his mission to the Middle East, and for the past four years they have stood by him...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Bonjour, Konnichiwa, and Hakuna Matata. I trust you all are feeling sufficiently miserable during this preposterous holiday season. I mean, for the love of David Koresh, what is all this day of thanks nonsense about anyway? Seriously, do you people really have that...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
Two months ago, after nearly three years of semi-monogamous partnership, I parted ways with the Anglican church I have attended since my Junior year of college. It was an amicable separation accompanied by none of the status updates, bitter texts, and Hallmark-fueled...
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