by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
The Lord God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth, announced yesterday that final edits have been completed on his much anticipated second work of non-fiction. The Richard Dawkins Delusion – God’s first foray into the world of literature in nearly 2,000 years – is a...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
You’ve got a problem. You feel the Lord calling you to a career as a chart-topping, face-shredding rock star, but you feel guilty about the sex, drugs, and sex that inevitably accompany super stardom. Your solution? Become a worship leader! Get the groupies, the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
There is to be no kissing until the wedding day. There is to be no kissing until we’re sure we could see ourselves marrying each other. Kissing is officially sanctioned as long as it is not too noisy and not in the style of the French. The style of the French is...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
What up bros and brominas? This post is gonna be a bit on the stubby side because it’s tourney time and my bracket is kickin some serious ace! (Booyah kasha! Respect!) I just wanted to say a few words about something that’s been on a lot of people’s minds recently. ...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
I roll up to the church Sunday at six p.m. I find a seat in the back As the pastor says amen. You might think it odd That I be at church tonight You might question my motives And you would probably be right. It isn’t a normal service That’s coaxed me from my couch to...
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