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Claims of Jesus Interpreted Out of Context

“The gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction and those who enter by it are many.” Gut instinct tells me he’s talking about the front gate at Disneyworld on Labor Day Weekend but odds are …

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The Over-Analysis: Christian Knock-offs

Being a member of a youth group at Church will teach you a lot of things. You may (hopefully) learn about the Christian faith. You may learn about

Young Adult Ministries: A Poem

I roll up to the church

Sunday at six p.m.

I find a seat in the back

As the pastor says amen.

You might think

FW: Invitation to Join the MEGA-CHURCH FANTASY LEAGUE

You have been invited to a fantasy draft party two weeks from now at the First Baptist parsonage.  Join other local pastors for fellowship, laughter, and casserole as

Your Long Hair and Beard Makes You Look Like Christ Jesus Our Savior

Pardon me, but has anyone ever told you that your beard and long hair make you look exactly like Jesus? I think I saw your face on a

Local Mega-Church Adds Crowd Surfing to Worship Routine

Crossroads Christian Worship Centre recently updated their "Glossary of Worship" to include "Christ-Inspired Crowd Surfing" earlier this week. This comes in addition to the already Church-sanctioned practices of

Another Helping of News Katie Couric Doesn’t Have the Balls to Report

Osteen discovers an eighth step to becoming a better you

HOUSTON (AP) - Popular "Christian" author and "pastor" Joel Osteen realized last week, to his deepest chagrin, that

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Pretending to be Homeless is a Great Way to Enhance Your Testimony

[caption id="attachment_1842" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Not Steve Hoey"][/caption] I'm a sinner. I know that. The Bible tells me so. But when I become a pastor, I'm going to need stories

Everyone Give it Up for Lent!!! By Fratboy Chad

What up bros and brominas? This post is gonna be a bit on the stubby side because it's tourney time and my bracket is kickin some serious

John Eldredge Writes “Wild at Heart” Sequel, “U.H.C.: Ultimate Heart Championship”

John Eldredge, the ultra-masculine author of the popular book and bible study series Wild at Heart, which focuses on "discovering the secret of a man's soul"

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