by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
CHARLESTON (AP) – Local 3rd grade teacher and 2007 college graduate Chad Thompson was quite literally speechless last weekend when he came to the shocking realization that he had exhausted his store of collegiate anecdotes. Witnesses report that Thompson had just...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
WHEATON (AP) – The Talking Mirror has received word that after three years of platonic male friendships, local college junior Sandra Williams is finally “one of the guys.” Sandra received the long-awaited news last week in the form of a flatulent emission made in her...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
This is Part 2 of an infinite part series. 1) If (and by “if” I mean “when”) you find yourself in a job you do not love, it is important to ensure your work performance never rises above mediocre. Doing above average work typically leads to more work being sent...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
This is the third in an infinite part series about life after college. With my recent migration from Chicago to California many aspects of my post-collegiate life have changed significantly. Not only did I trade gang violence for illegal immigration and political...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Yo Yo Yo Yo! What up playazzzz?! It’s the Chadman coming at you from sunny Des Moines, Iowa (or, as I like to call it, Des Moines-vegas)! Sorry I haven’t posted much in the last couple months. It’s hard to get an internet connection at bonfire parties, Toby Keith...
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