Two Insecure Cover Letters

One: Seriously I Don’t Care. Dear Mr. Smittenberg, I guess I’d like to express my interest in the Entry Level Account Manager position I read about somewhere while I was probably doing something awesome. I’ve heard some pretty good stuff about your company from...
James Avery Totally Punked You

James Avery Totally Punked You

  If you’re a Christian in the south, you’ve heard of James Avery. It’s a store that sells fancy, custom Christian jewelry. Buy a crucifix from a non-believer? Sinner. You need to be giving your Valentine’s Day budget right back to Jesus, and that’s what happens...