By Frank Ferri
Potentials:
NFL REFEREE ED HOCHULI
PROS: Brings with him a huge NFL fan following, which could spark an interest in Constitutional law among sports fans. Bonus, he is an actual lawyer.
CONS: Prone to throwing yellow flags at attorneys-and anyone really-throughout court proceedings. His form-fitting robes and needlessly wordy opinions will grate on the rest of the court.
BONO
PROS: Still miffed at being passed over for Pope in 2005, he will bring intensity to the Court that’s been missing. Mononym would save taxpayer money on engraved desk and door plates.
CONS: Have you ever seen him without his sunglasses? It’s terrifying.
Popularity: 39% [?]
