All posts tagged Humor

There are a plethora of colloquialisms that have burrowed their way into our common language like some kind of horrifying parasite. And there are many language abusers to

I have long suspected that college was one big, $120,000 racket, and the fact that I have learned more about The Human Condition in eight months at

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1. First, let's get this straight – I do not look like a Chinese person.  I'm sick

A letter, in response to this previous one. Dear Sir/Madame, Having received your objectionably accusatory, alcohol-soaked correspondence nearly a week ago today, I have thus seen it fit

Rules: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people

To Whom it May Concern: Recently I attended a birthday celebration at an establishment aimed at people over the age of 21. You may call it a "bar,"

Let's get one thing straight from the get-go: this guide isn't written from personal experience. I am from Texas and Kent is from Texas' attic (also known

Anyone of my friends will tell you, I've hated Carson Daly for a long time. Years. Ever since he brought his doucheyness to national fruition on what has

-Kent- If there were any lingering doubts regarding my unfitness for independent living, a quick survey of my monthly grocery bill should quickly put them to rest.  Of course,