Okay okay, I know it’s been a while since you tagged me Hill! Get off it! Here are my (not so) interesting 25…

1. When I was little, I used to dream of running for President, but the job just seems like such a headache.

2. I think I have one of those names that will go down in the history books. I think it’s the fact that I go by my full name and the monosyllabic forcefulness of each is simply haunting. In a good way.

3. I have this problem… Happens to me all the time. It’s a five letter word… S-H-A-R-T

4. I absolutely LOVE the theatre. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE ITTTTT

5. Seriously. Biggest pet peeve: Talking in the theatre or keeping your hat on in front of me. You won’t like me when I’m angry!

6. The word “probe” makes me uncomfortable.

7. Chocolate matters.

8. Guns don’t kill people; God kills people through people with guns. I have a gun.

9. I used to make up sins during confession, and then I at the end of confession, I would add, “I lied.” It always worked.

10. There are two things I can’t tolerate: one is intolerance. The other is waiting in line.

11. I love baking. It’s a true passion of mine; I think cookies could change the world.

12. My favorite book ever is The Catcher In The Rye. I really think Salinger nails kids…I didn’t mean it like that.

13. I’m totally addicted to Grey’s Anatomy – I know, I’m awful.

14. I don’t believe in tacos. They don’t exist.

15. Ever since I was a kid, I’ve always loved jumping off of things. Rooftops, cliffs, you name it, I’ll jump off of it.

16. My friends commonly criticize me for running from the consequences of my actions.

17. I’m a sucker for emoticons!

18. I don’t have very good aim. My dad once told me I couldn’t hit a cantaloupe from five feet away… but he was also abusive. ;(

19. JUST KIDDING! Love my dad. I bet you were all thinking “Whoa dude, TMI Mr. emotional!” :~}

20. I sing in the shower… Disney songs, but sometimes I branch out and go Off-Broadway – now, that’s risky business!!

21. I have this weird fear of ropes.  I used to feel the same way in the shower room after gym. I don’t know – just a thing, I guess.

22. I’m kind of a horse whisperer.

23. I’m super patriotic, but like, in my own way. It’s hard to explain, but I would risk everything to preserve the sanctity of life. Pro-choice can suck it! :

24. I’m a lover, not a fighter.

25. Big fan of the Bourne Trilogy. Kind of my secret dream life.

There you go… now it’s ur turn!

<3, Johnny

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A special thanks to Christian Gonzalez for writing at least 50% of this article. You’re a good man.