by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
There has been another minor victory in my ongoing war to increase TTM’s interests in foreign lands. McSweeney’s has published another of my moderately humorous pieces. Some see this as a shameful betrayal of my matrimonial vows to The Talking Mirror. I see it as...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Gaze upon my beauty and tremble, oh fallen humanity! Look down on my naked form writhing in this sink you call a bathtub and ponder my immeasurable capacity for good or evil. I am all that you are not, all that you once were, and all that you most fear. I am the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
(Note: The mnemonics listed below first appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and are now part of a bi-weekly series called “Non-essential Mnemonics. You can view them in all their resplendent glory at http://mcsweeneys.net/links/mnemonics/.) Even if we can’t...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Nonsense
Note – This was written by the Noble and Admirable Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious...
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