All posts tagged News Commentary

October 2, 2009 · 12 Comments

18 Things to Teach Your Sons About Women: A Commentary

I’ve had a sort of writing dry spell lately. As my legions of TTM fans have likely noticed, I haven’t contributed a whole lot to the site lately. I have a new job, a girlfriend, and the meth empire for …

My Experience at The Post Office: An Expository Narrative

September 14, 2009 · 6 Comments

This article was originally written for www.gapersblock.com. You can see the article there also. So I was at the post office the other day, mailing something to

Letter from the Editor: Revolution is Our New Policy

September 10, 2009 · 2 Comments

A year ago when Kent and I decided that we needed to take the internet, grab it by the hair, and scream hilarity relentlessly into its face, we

Seven Crimes to Consider Before Music Piracy

August 23, 2009 · 1 Comment

TTM Readers: This is an article that I wrote for www.gapersblock.com As our readerbase doesn't really overlap very well, they allowed me the opportunity to post it on

Pet Peeves for the Common Man: Organic Foods

August 9, 2009 · 6 Comments

Do you shop at Whole Foods? Do you have a friend that shops at Whole Foods? If you do, they likely make sure that you know that they

Satan: I Miss Michael Jackson

July 21, 2009 · 2 Comments

Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole

Gay Penguins, TTM and Carrie Prejean 4ever, Etcetera: Some News In Review 6/05/09

June 5, 2009 · 3 Comments

Hello again TTM readers. As you know, occasionally I run "news" articles where I cover the latest news and various other happenings in The Talking Mirror universe. It's

Republicans are Teabaggers: Some News in Review 4/27/09

April 27, 2009 · 28 Comments

God bless America. It's a land where we can all believe different things, have different values, look different, speak different, smell different, be Joaquin Phoenix, and still get