To “Sober Guy,” Respectfully

To “Sober Guy,” Respectfully

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

To Whom it May Concern: Recently I attended a birthday celebration at an establishment aimed at people over the age of 21. You may call it a “bar,” a “club,” or even a “house of ill repute.” Admittedly the third moniker isn’t completely accurate as the “transactions”...
To “Drunk Guy,” a Retort

To “Drunk Guy,” a Retort

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

Dear Sir/Madame, Having received your objectionably accusatory, alcohol-soaked correspondence nearly a week ago today, I have thus seen it fit to provide you with a declarative defense, to be presented to you before the scrutinous gaze of the benevolent public, or,...