No, You Can’t Ask Me Something

Let me tell you something about men that you probably already know: we don’t like questions.  Questions are conversational bear traps that typically end with us having to (a) make a decision about something we don’t care about or (b) exert unnecessary intellectual...

How to Cope with Getting Her Phone Number: A Guide

Man, look at her over there, being all hott and stuff. Mmmm hmmm, hott with two t’s. Don’t you wish you could talk to her? Maybe for extended periods of time, perhaps via a telephonic device? That sounds like a fun idea. But how do you get to that point? It’s a...