All posts tagged Satire

Biased Reviews: Teddy Roosevelt Reviews Disney’s Pocahontas

By: Steven Etheridge Allow me to inaugurate this audit with a scathing declaration: Pocahontas is the worst movie of all time. The colors were too gay, the music too sprightly—had it lasted a minute longer, I would’ve crippled myself like …

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Tap Water, Taxi Cabs, and Other Travesties: A Billionaire’s Guide to the Recession

The recession has hit us all hard, but none harder than the terrifyingly rich. That's why we've asked billionaire G. Winston Thurston Livingston III to advise our billionaire

Satan: I Miss Michael Jackson

Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole

Concert Review: Hey Coldplay, Fix This

Since my sophomore year in high school I – like most Americans – have maintained a recreational affinity for the band Coldplay.  I own all their CDs,

Fratboy Chad Analyzes a Poem

Hey what up sons! Chad, just here kickin it and doing some stupid homework for this Gen Ed class I have to take. It's so, so lame. BRB

Heidi and Spencer Pratt go to Bible Study: A Transcript

The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place during a Bible study that Heidi and Spencer Pratt attended. For reasons of personal security, we cannot

Author of Wildly Successful “The Shack” Writes Sequel, “The Mansion”

On the verge of the release of the hotly anticipated new installment of the Harry Potter film series comes the announcement of another sequel likely to incite riots

Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious

[caption id="attachment_1941" align="aligncenter" width="284" caption="not to be confused with THE Fast and THE Furious"][/caption] Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know

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