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How to Cope with Parenting, Part 1 – Babies: A Guide

Sometimes people have kids. They have sex, and then a baby comes out 9 or so months later. Apparently that’s what sex is for, who knew? From what I’ve been told, kids can be pretty rough. They crap everywhere, they …

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How to Cope with Dating Someone Hotter than You

This article was inspired by SheWonHeWon.com, a new photoblog where you vote for who got the short end of the stick in a relationship. Check it

From the Archives: How to Cope with Being Obnoxiously in Love: A Guide

Apparently I was supposed to run my selection last night. What would a TTM birthday celebration be if it weren't kind of half-assed? Exactly. Thanks for validating me.

How to Cope with Shopping with Your Girlfriend: A Guide

So there you are, innocently battering pedestrians with a bus in Grand Theft Auto when you hear that dreaded, menacing sound; a warning of sorts, it's the closest

How to Cope with Getting Her Phone Number: A Guide

[caption id="attachment_1988" align="aligncenter" width="572" caption="spelling "hot" incorrectly means it's sexier"][/caption] Man, look at her over there, being all hott and stuff. Mmmm hmmm, hott with two t's. Don't

Pet Peeves for the Common Man: About the Advice You Gave Me

Hey there chief, About the advice you gave me... Look, let me just start by saying that I know you had good intentions. You meant well, and I appreciate

How I Cope with Being Frugal (Cheap): A Guide

These are hard, hard times friends. The Dow Jones is binging and purging, the Nasdaq is anorexic, and the S&P... well the S&P was pretty emaciated before

How to Cope with Being an April Fool: A Guide

Reading this article has transmitted the Ebola virus into your bloodstream. You are going to die. April Fool's! Got you! Hilarious, right? A lot of your friends are going

How to Cope with the First Date: A Guide

[caption id="attachment_1528" align="aligncenter" width="481" caption="true love is hearts and circles shooting out of your head."][/caption] Yes, yes, I know. It's been a long time since we've spent some

How to Cope with Being Bad with Women: A Guide

Let's get one thing straight from the get-go: this guide isn't written from personal experience. I am from Texas and Kent is from Texas' attic (also known

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