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TO: Tom (My current boss)
I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
– Kent (the guy with the funny ties)
TO: Cheryl (My high school guidance counselor)
I’d like to add you to my professional network of people on LinkedIn who thought I’d be dead by now.
– Kent
TO: Susan (My old boss at JoAnn’s Fabrics)
I’d like to add you to my professional network of past employers on LinkedIn who were unaware that I was spending most of my time at work jousting with curtain rods and fitting myself for capes.
– Kent
TO: Sam Jones
I’d like to add you to my professional network of college graduates on LinkedIn whose future in advertising depends largely on whether or not I have courtside seats at The Garden this Saturday.
– Kent Read the full story
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