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July 13, 2009 · 8 Comments

Local Mega-Church Adds Crowd Surfing to Worship Routine

Crossroads Christian Worship Centre recently updated their “Glossary of Worship” to include “Christ-Inspired Crowd Surfing” earlier this week. This comes in addition to the already Church-sanctioned practices of “Holy Fist Pumping,” “Spirit-Filled Moshing,” and “Righteous Lighter Waving.” “I just… I …