Twitter, CafePress, and Kent’s Recent Marriage to RuPaul

Hello TTM Readers,

Unlike all of our other hilariously awesome articles, this one actually serves to provide you with useful information about our website.

Story Highlights
We have a Twitter: TalkingMirror
Send your congrats to Kent and RePaul RE: their marriage in Vegas last weekend.
We have a CafePress store
Al Roker loves wieners

First: TWITTER!

Are you one of those maniacs that LOVES twittering (twitting, tweeting?), you can do so WITH The Talking Mirror!!!!! OMG!!!

Our Twitter: TalkingMirror

Follow us! We run funny ideas on Twitter that may never make it to the site.

Second: CafePress!!

http://www.cafepress.com/talkingmirror

That’s right, we’re breaking into the wide world of merchandising. Wondering how you can do your part to stimulate the economy besides buying meth from that one kid that works at Wendy’s? Buy one of our shirts. The design is below. I saw a similar design on my friend’s FB page and I thought “that would be a good shirt.” And here it is:

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Third: New Content Schedule

Kent and I have been busting our beautiful asses to bring you new content 5 days a week, 52 weeks a year, for… gosh, what’s it been? Right, like 6 months. Anyway, we’ve decided that rather than overload you with content that might be lackluster anyway, we’re going to run new articles every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Typically we run new content late the night before, in case you want to reload the site over and over again until the new stuff pops up. It’s okay to be obsessed with us, we’re not bothered by it. We like it when you stalk us.

And Finally: Social Media Prostitution

Are you friends with either of us on Facebook? If you are, you’ll notice Kent and I have been whoring our statuses and walls out for The Talking Mirror for a long time. Don’t ever expect to read “Conor is watching the new episode of LOST! WTF!” or “Kent just finished Twilight and can’t stop crying.” No, no, there will always be a link there to the site and some kind of comment trying to get you to click it. Sounds pretty cool, right? Don’t you want to do that to your Facebook profile/Myspace profile/Twitter/Car windshield? I hope you do.

You can also join our Facebook Fan Page here:

http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/The-Talking-Mirror/95546200423

There you can see if new content is up, socialize with other brilliant fans of TTM, and even post your thoughts and ideas for Kent and I to gobble up as we thirst for your approval. Love me, Love me. Say that you love me.

Thanks for reading, and keep coming back and spreading the word. Our hits keep going up month by month, and that only happens because of well versed, attractive, educated people like you. Keep up the good work you champions.

Al Roker salutes you.

Al Roker salutes you.

cheers.
-conor.

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  • james k

    i’d twit that

    (can i say that?)

  • james k

    i’d twit that

    (can i say that?)

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