Friends, fans, family, trolling spam software,
A pleasant Monday to all of you. Apologies are in order. From the fact that you are reading this, we can surmise that you have not recently made any destructive life decisions like, for example, giving up the internet for Lent. From that, it can be further surmised that you have noticed an unbecoming lack of updates on The Talking Mirror. It’s true, we have been woefully negligent in our duties as of late. There is really no excuse for this. Ok, so maybe there are two. The lure of a temperate climate (Kent) and the remarkably unfunny Chicago weather (Conor) have prevented us from giving the site the attention it and you deserve.
Sadly, I do not have anything funny to lay at your feet this evening. I have come instead to ask for your patience and to assure you that we are working on it. TTM is in the process of trimming down and honing the focus of its ire and – as a result – inspiration has not been as forthcoming as it was when we were writing about homeschoolers, Twilight, and Tila Tequila.
But fear not, dear readers, the humor will return. When? Who can say? All we can say is that, like Brett Favre and The Fast and the Furious franchise, we will return. We hope to see you on the other side.
In the interim, you can continue getting your fix of funny on any of the excellent sites in our blogroll as well as on the new blog created by TTM co-founder Kent Woodyard. It’s called fiveminuteanswers.net. You should check it out. The rest should be fairly self-explanatory.
As always, thanks for following and reading and laughing. Keep the faith alive. We’ll see you again soon(ish).
Sincerely,
Kent and Conor
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