by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Isn’t love amazing? It really is. Nothing else like it. Not even drugs. It’s a rare and beautiful thing when you finally meet that special someone. Who knows where cupid struck you both with his arrow? Maybe you had a class together. Maybe you met through a friend....
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
This guide is going to be gender specific, but not because I’m sexist. That’s Kent, the other TTM founder/writer/bachelor extraordinaire. This guide is going to be gender specific because I am a dude, have always been a dude, and will always be a dude (barring some...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
The world is a dark, mean, ugly place. If you ever have any doubts of that, just watch The Hills. It’s a show about beautiful rich people that MTV decided to make famous. Truly, there is no such thing as real justice. And that’s especially true with you, neoliberal...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Politics
Hey guys. The devil here. Just got done smoking some Camels with Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard. We were talking, and Tom said something that really resonated with me: “You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when companies are begging the government for...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Politics
Smoking in Bars I put “part one” in this title because I’m sure I’ll find some other issue that fits under the “Nanny State” title that defies all logic and good sense. For now, however, we’re only going to traverse the rocky crag that is “smoking in bars.” Now I...
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