by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Hey there! Wow! Look at you! You look ravishing! Have I told you that you look ravishing? Well you do! Am I even supposed to see you before the wedding? I don’t know! What’s that? Last night? What about it? Oh. Right. Funny you should bring that up. Well...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Like most young men not currently employed as astronauts, ambulance drivers, or dinosaur hunters, I have had to revise the dreams of my boyhood. While I once lamented this abandonment of my youthful fantasies, I now realize it was a necessary process as my post-9/11...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
There is to be no kissing until the wedding day. There is to be no kissing until we’re sure we could see ourselves marrying each other. Kissing is officially sanctioned as long as it is not too noisy and not in the style of the French. The style of the French is...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
A new idea was welcomed into the world yesterday after 14 hours of excruciating, intellectual labor. The idea, which popped out of area researcher Jenny Archer at 4:14 pm on Monday, March 14, represents the culmination of nearly nine months of cranial incubation and...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
A fine Wednesday to you all! I must beg your pardon for my surly demeanor this morning. Mr. Patrick’s holiday started early and ended late yesterday (we don’t believe in saints down here, but we sure do believe in Dr. Jameson, Rev. Guinness, and Sarg. Baileys). ...
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