by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
What up bros and brominas? This post is gonna be a bit on the stubby side because it’s tourney time and my bracket is kickin some serious ace! (Booyah kasha! Respect!) I just wanted to say a few words about something that’s been on a lot of people’s minds recently. ...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
CHARLESTON (AP) – Local 3rd grade teacher and 2007 college graduate Chad Thompson was quite literally speechless last weekend when he came to the shocking realization that he had exhausted his store of collegiate anecdotes. Witnesses report that Thompson had just...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Can I talk to you for five minutes about why the internet is a bad idea? Three words: comment enabled websites. For millennia, the plebian masses desiring to consume media of any kind – be it newspapers, radio programs, Papyrus scrolls, or minstrel bands – were...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
23 is apparently a pretty good year to be alive. Over the past twelve months, 23 year-olds have won Grammies, been nominated for Oscars, and collected Olympic gold medals. They were drafted to professional sports teams, they parlayed sophomoric Youtube videos into...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
WHEATON (AP) – The Talking Mirror has received word that after three years of platonic male friendships, local college junior Sandra Williams is finally “one of the guys.” Sandra received the long-awaited news last week in the form of a flatulent emission made in her...
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