by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Religion
I know this article is potentially offensive. I know it is of a sexual nature, and people don’t really associate that with Christians or Christianity. I am sorry if someone is offended by the content of the article because they feel it is too vulgar or too sexual. My...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
So you’re a crazy girlfriend. It’s not uncommon; everyone has a little bit of crazy in them, right? You’re just more liberated about that crazy, more expressive. That’s cool. Nobody is judging you, and if they are they just don’t understand. But we understand. After...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Religion
Hey everybody, Satan here. Don’t freak out. Reading this won’t make you go to hell or give you leprosy. Probably just a minor case of mouth herpes. Haha! Just kidding, should’ve seen your face. Anyway, I’m writing this article to clear my name of a few things. Nope,...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture
Anyone of my friends will tell you, I’ve hated Carson Daly for a long time. Years. Ever since he brought his doucheyness to national fruition on what has unarguably become America’s incubator for “celebrities” that are actually just awful, skanky people: MTV. If...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture
Winter: Our Common Enemy Winter has come with a vengeance this year. It was -11 degrees Fahrenheit here in Chicago yesterday. During the day. You’re reading that correctly. Global warming my ass. I’m going to start running my car 24/7 and burning my trash in the back...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture, Reviews
Dearest LOST, So… Hi. It’s uh… It’s good to see you again. You’ve been coming around more lately, which has been nice, I guess. You were gone for so long and you left me with a lot of questions after our fourth year together… I just, I didn’t know what to think. You...
Recent Comments