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What’s in a Name? A Lesson in Church-Name Hermeneutics

What’s in a Name? A Lesson in Church-Name Hermeneutics

by Conor McCarthy | Jan 4, 2017 | Culture, Nonsense, Religion

A Note From the Authors: All of these churches are real.  You can view their websites (most of which are pretty sweet) by clicking the church’s name.  The sole purpose of this article is to mock some recently planted churches who, for whatever reason, have chosen some...
Courtside Scenes With Orlando Magic Coach, Stan Van Gundy

Courtside Scenes With Orlando Magic Coach, Stan Van Gundy

by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture

“I like that title, by the way. George Bush, you know, is the decider. I can be the decider in Orlando.” -Stan Van Gundy “I thought it was funny they can’t wear any of the jewelry and stuff like that. That’s stricter than the dress code in a lot of office buildings.”...
Guest Editorial: Mellencamp Has Sealed the Election

Guest Editorial: Mellencamp Has Sealed the Election

by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Politics

Americans have quietly shivered through the last 21 months of election coverage waiting on a voice of reason and without compromise, a voice that speaks to the issues of small town America, a beer-swilling-hot-dog-munching voice of the Masses, a voice for the Workin’...
Unseen Footage from Series Finale of Les Stroud’s ‘Survivorman’

Unseen Footage from Series Finale of Les Stroud’s ‘Survivorman’

by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture

Written by Zac Chastain [CAMERA directly front of Les. Time: 6:30PM] So. It’s day six. Only one more night until I’m finished with Papua New Guinea, and with the Survivorman project as a whole. I haven’t had a meal in five days and the creek water has given me...

Flexing Nuts: Who are these “haters” rappers are always yelling at?

by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture

As a fairly uncool, suburban white boy with only the required minimum of minority friends, I am at times awe-struck and at times terrified of the shameless cultural whore that is hip-hop “music.”  The ballers, the shot-callers, the grills, the Benjamins, the dudes...

Lies before goodbyes: The BS excuses people give for why they have to hang up the phone

by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture

Have you ever noticed how people talking on the phone always feel the need to make up some BS reason about why they have to hang up? I first picked up on this several months ago and have since realized – through extensive observation and research – that it is a...
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