by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Written by Zac Chastain For those of you unfortunate enough to have missed out on the earlier parts of the story and too damn lazy to read them, a summary: Basically our two cleverly named heroes Zac and Conor thought they had defeated Ugg Boots once and for all, and...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Written by Zac Chastain Wanna talk about I Wanna talk about number one Oh my me my Haha love that song. SO, 25 things about me. Love it bitchezzzzz: 1. When I was in seventh grade, a few friends and I were on a girl scout’s camping trip in the Adirondacks. I had a .22...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
We are all well acquainted with the age old query regarding the sound displacement of the proverbial felled tree in the forest that is lacking in witnesses. While Kant and the lumberjacks could doubtless talk for days about the empirical and epistemological...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
After making a three year incursion into the third decade, I can state unequivocally that being a single male between the age of 18 and 30 is one of the most catastrophically unhealthy decisions a person can make. Now please, don’t assume I’m talking about the usual...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Of all the awful, unforgivable things a waiter can say to me (i.e. “Unfortunately, we’re all out of meatloaf.” “We don’t have Dr. Pepper, is Mr. Pibb okay?” “We don’t serve your kind.”) unquestionably the most abhorrent is some rendition of the following: “I’m sorry,...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
I got beef with Starbucks. I love their drinks. I love their scones. I love their comfy seats, and softly lit decor. But that pretentious purveyor of music mixes and mochas has started an epidemic that is spreading through the food and beverage service industry of our...
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