by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics, Religion
OMAHA, NB (AP) – The congregants of Westside Presbyterian Church have had enough. For the past four years they have faithfully supported Operation Mobilization missionary Jack Powell in his mission to the Middle East, and for the past four years they have stood by him...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Bonjour, Konnichiwa, and Hakuna Matata. I trust you all are feeling sufficiently miserable during this preposterous holiday season. I mean, for the love of David Koresh, what is all this day of thanks nonsense about anyway? Seriously, do you people really have that...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
WASHINGTON DC (AP) – In a shocking announcement yesterday, the United States of America announced that it is officially severing all ties with the rest of the world after nearly two and a half centuries of peaceful coexistence on the same planet. US officials cited...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Over the past week we have received several requests from our faithful readers to comment on the recent Blagojevich blowout (or Blago-palooza as us native Illinoisians call it). I was initially confused by these requests as I am not well-acquainted with what you kids...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
As with most things not featured in the newspaper’s sports section or covered extensively on E! the Entertainment Channel, this whole Global Warming debacle perplexes me to no end. So, it appears the earth is frantically trying to warm itself and a coalition of...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
You know what the worst thing about this whole economic downturn is? Please, don’t say the lost jobs, foreclosed homes, bankrupt businesses, broken lives, or shattered dreams. Those are all peripheral annoyances at best. The single most unbearable, most depressing,...
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