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Biased Reviews: Brother Bear reviews “Where the Wild Things Are”

By: Brother Bear “One of the year’s best.” – Entertainment Weekly “The hipster equivalent of Star Wars.” – NPR’s, All Things Considered “Briefly made life worth living.” – Roger Ebert “Mostly good, kinda scary…[annoying, non-sensical ramblings]” – Sister Bear Blah, blah, blah.  Can we all just get off the “Where the Wild Things Are” superlative-train […]

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Biased Reviews: A 5th Grader Reports on Avatar

With so much reveling, carousing, and dri – uhh…bowl game watching going on in recent days, it’s been tough to find time to sate TTM’s insatiable hunger for fresh content.  Fortunately, my 12 year-old cousin is not old enough to dri – umm…doesn’t like football, and therefore had plenty of free time.  While on Christmas […]

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Dear LOST, I’m Breaking up with You

Dearest LOST, So… Hi. It’s uh… It’s good to see you again. You’ve been coming around more lately, which has been nice, I guess. You were gone for so long and you left me with a lot of questions after our fourth year together… I just, I didn’t know what to think. You just left.  […]

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Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious

Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know what I mean. So I’m gonna review  the new Fast & Furious for TTM. I loved this movie, and I’m about to tell you why. I mean, I guess I’m… What’s the word? Like when you want the team you’re […]

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