Apatow Disappointed With Upcoming Film’s “R” Rating
Judd Apatow Film maker and cultural juggernaut Judd Apatow is mad. And when Judd Apatow gets mad, children under the age of eighteen should be immediately removed from earshot. “It’s bull****, man,” raves a wild-eyed Apatow, spittle dripping from his unkempt...
Biased Reviews: Jennifer Aniston on the Jolie-Pitt Twins
This is the second installment in a new TTM series called “Biased Reviews.” It is part of our broader initiative to oppose impartiality, fairness, and intelligent discourse of all kinds. You can read the first one here. The Jolie-Pitt Twins: Cute Cast, Unimpressive...
Biased Reviews: Harry Potter Tears Twilight a New Dumbledore
By: Harry Potter Those of you out there who have spent over 500 weeks on the New York Times Bestsellers List will know the…oh wait…that’s right. I’m the only one who’s done that. I guess I’ll just tell you. Once you’ve been the king, it is difficult to bear an...
Biased Reviews: Brother Bear reviews “Where the Wild Things Are”
By: Brother Bear “One of the year’s best.” – Entertainment Weekly “The hipster equivalent of Star Wars.” – NPR’s, All Things Considered “Briefly made life worth living.” – Roger Ebert “Mostly good, kinda scary…[annoying, non-sensical ramblings]” – Sister Bear Blah,...
Biased Reviews: A 5th Grader Reports on Avatar
With so much reveling, carousing, and dri – uhh…bowl game watching going on in recent days, it’s been tough to find time to sate TTM’s insatiable hunger for fresh content. Fortunately, my 12 year-old cousin is not old enough to dri – umm…doesn’t like football, and...
Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious
Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know what I mean. So I’m gonna review the new Fast & Furious for TTM. I loved this movie, and I’m about to tell you why. I mean, I guess I’m… What’s the word? Like when you want the...
Pet Peeves for the Common Man: Michael Bay Movies
Let me begin by stating that I have a liberal arts college education. As any liberal arts student will tell you, they force you to learn liberal things, like foreign languages and thick books written by foreigners. So I know fancy words about literature and art. I’ve...
How to Cope with Dating Someone Hotter than You
The social universe has an unspoken balance in place that ensures that life makes sense. We hang out with people as cool as we are, we date within our acceptable range, and people that are born into wealth and status run our countries. When some son of a bitch tries...
FoxFaith Brings Us the First Christian Teen-Sex Comedy: “It’s About Time!”
From the people who brought you A Night with the King, and Facing the Giants comes a comedy so groundbreaking, so unlike any Christian movie before it, you’ll actually want to see it! What Judd Apatow did for the teen sex comedy, It’s About Time!, does for the...