The Future of Terror: The Anal Cavity Bomber

By: The Fubar Journalist As you may have noticed, airport screening measures have increased since the “underwear bomber” was arrested on December 25 at Detroit’s international airport. Several clever Republicans bravely recommend all Muslims be profiled for special, more stringent flight screening. You know, cause non-Muslims never do anything wrong with airplanes. But is this […]

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Dream On

Note – This was written by the Noble and Admirable Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious thing, the mind. One man discovers the […]

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James Avery Totally Punked You

Hey… Hey there, readers. How are you doing? I missed you. Did you miss me? It’s been a while, I know. No excuses, really. Life happens, and sometimes when it happens it looks like one of those Nascar wrecks where you see it and you say “there’s no way someone walked away from that.” Somehow […]

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It Could Be Worse

Have you ever had a bad day? I don’t even mean a “sharted on a coffee break” kind of bad day, maybe just a “Modern Family was a re-run” kind of bad day. That one guy you work with that talks too much roped you in to yet another one-sided marathon conversation about backyard horticulture […]

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