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Road Rage: A Word on Liberal Bumper Stickers

Can I talk to you for five minutes about liberal bumper stickers?  Actually, I just want to talk about one.  I’ve only asked for five minutes of your time so I’ll have to save “Not my President”, “Meat is Murder”, and “The blood of New Orleans is on Republican hands”...

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Believe in Hope for Change

Based on what I’ve heard from Him in His campaign, I’ve written a potential speech for Barack Obama. I’ve tried to mold my language to His, fitting within His various doctrines. I hope it inspires you the way it has inspired me. (Waving for silence amongst the cheers...

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Joe the Moron Under Represented

As you all know very well, The Talking Mirror is a well respected news organization trusted by millions. That burden weighs heavily on our shoulders, so when we see injustice in the way other supposed “news” organizations are covering the upcoming election we feel...

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Satan: I’ve got GM’s Bailout Right Here

Hey guys. The devil here. Just got done smoking some Camels with Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard. We were talking, and Tom said something that really resonated with me: “You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when companies are begging the government for...

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Pet Peeves for the Common Man – Nanny States

Smoking in Bars I put “part one” in this title because I’m sure I’ll find some other issue that fits under the “Nanny State” title that defies all logic and good sense. For now, however, we’re only going to traverse the rocky crag that is “smoking in bars.” Now I...

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2012: The Year of the Dumbass

2012: The Year of the Dumbass

If you haven’t heard the doomsday theories about 2012, you’re living under a rock. Or you’re Kent, who also didn’t know what the hell I was talking about when I pitched this article idea. Or maybe you’re living in a beautiful fantasy world, blissfully ignorant of all...

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