Planting a Church in Southern California: A Webinar
So you’ve been called to be a church planter, have you? I know, I know – bummer, right? You’re probably thinking, “awww, man! Really? Planting churches? Why couldn’t it have been something cool like faith healing or something easy like teaching?” If that’s not...
An Excerpt from The Pop Culture Bible: I Kings 18
Previously on I Kings: Our main man, Elijah, has spent the last three years kickin it in the wilderness east of the Jordan River. Picture it like Arizona or like the episode of Man vs Wild where Bear Grylls goes to the Mojave Desert except if instead of drinking his...
Local Youth Pastor Frequents Strip Club To Stay “Relevant”
Ben Pritchett is a good guy. He loves his family. He goes to church. He watches “So You Think You Can Dance.” He’s also a regular at Taboo Gentlemen’s Club in Anaheim, California. This fact alone is not particularly newsworthy as it does nothing to distinguish...
Joel Osteen Reads Gospels for the First Time
Last Thursday Joel Osteen, senior pastor of Lakewood “Church” in Houston, Texas revealed to the world that he had recently read the Gospels for the first time during a segment of the MTV Special True Life: I’m Joel Osteen. “Ya know, I decided it was about time I...
The Prayer of Jabizzy
Wilkinson Targets “Snoop Dogg” Market with The Prayer of Jabizzy The marketing blitz for The Prayer of Jabizzy, the latest installment in Bruce Wilkinson’s “BreakThrough” book series, began last week when Christian stores across the nation were flooded with posters of...
I am Going to Have Crazy Sex Once I am Married
This article is satirical and covers topics that are of a sexual nature. If you feel uncomfortable discussing topics of that nature, then maybe don’t read it rather than getting mad after reading it. Or read it and get mad, that’s okay too. Just wanted to give you a...
Supplemental Editorial Re: Sex Article
I know this article is potentially offensive. I know it is of a sexual nature, and people don’t really associate that with Christians or Christianity. I am sorry if someone is offended by the content of the article because they feel it is too vulgar or too sexual. My...
It’s Time to Cast Our Crowns… for a Babe.
You know, Christians are people too. I think we often forget that in our faithful pursuit of righteousness, romance can waltz right into our lives. Today we look to popular worship band Casting Crowns for guidance on this confusing issue as we spelunk the romantic...
Satan: I Don’t Even Like Halloween
Hey everybody, Satan here. Don’t freak out. Reading this won’t make you go to hell or give you leprosy. Probably just a minor case of mouth herpes. Haha! Just kidding, should’ve seen your face. Anyway, I’m writing this article to clear my name of a few things. Nope,...
A Visit from the Athevangelist
Ding Dong… Hi there! My name is Robert. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Atheism? Thanks so much! Do you know where you’re going when you die? Not sure, huh? I wasn’t either, until I found the saving knowledge of Atheism. Now I have the answer to...
John Eldredge Writes “Wild at Heart” Sequel, “U.H.C.: Ultimate Heart Championship”
John Eldredge, the ultra-masculine author of the popular book and bible study series Wild at Heart, which focuses on “discovering the secret of a man’s soul” through camping, has released a second book and bible study series to further expound upon a subject which he...
Author of Wildly Successful “The Shack” Writes Sequel, “The Mansion”
On the verge of the release of the hotly anticipated new installment of the Harry Potter film series comes the announcement of another sequel likely to incite riots and violence amongst rabid crowds of fans. Titled simply The Mansion, this book is the follow up to the...