Biased Reviews: Brother Bear reviews “Where the Wild Things Are”
By: Brother Bear “One of the year’s best.” – Entertainment Weekly “The hipster equivalent of Star Wars.” – NPR’s, All Things Considered “Briefly made life worth living.” – Roger Ebert “Mostly good, kinda scary…[annoying, non-sensical ramblings]” – Sister Bear Blah,...
Biased Reviews: A 5th Grader Reports on Avatar
With so much reveling, carousing, and dri – uhh…bowl game watching going on in recent days, it’s been tough to find time to sate TTM’s insatiable hunger for fresh content. Fortunately, my 12 year-old cousin is not old enough to dri – umm…doesn’t like football, and...
Jersey Shore: The Best Thing to Happen to Reality TV Since OJ Simpson
This is not the article I wanted to write. When I set out to write a review of MTV’s controversial new reality show Jersey Shore, I had a pretty good idea of how it was going to go. I was going to write my standard (dare I say “trademark?”), long-winded rant which...
It’s Time to Cast Our Crowns… for a Babe.
You know, Christians are people too. I think we often forget that in our faithful pursuit of righteousness, romance can waltz right into our lives. Today we look to popular worship band Casting Crowns for guidance on this confusing issue as we spelunk the romantic...
Dear LOST, I’m Breaking up with You
Dearest LOST, So… Hi. It’s uh… It’s good to see you again. You’ve been coming around more lately, which has been nice, I guess. You were gone for so long and you left me with a lot of questions after our fourth year together… I just, I didn’t know what to think. You...
Paul Walker Reviews Fast & Furious
Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know what I mean. So I’m gonna review the new Fast & Furious for TTM. I loved this movie, and I’m about to tell you why. I mean, I guess I’m… What’s the word? Like when you want the...
Author of Wildly Successful “The Shack” Writes Sequel, “The Mansion”
On the verge of the release of the hotly anticipated new installment of the Harry Potter film series comes the announcement of another sequel likely to incite riots and violence amongst rabid crowds of fans. Titled simply The Mansion, this book is the follow up to the...
Pet Peeves for the Common Man: Michael Bay Movies
Let me begin by stating that I have a liberal arts college education. As any liberal arts student will tell you, they force you to learn liberal things, like foreign languages and thick books written by foreigners. So I know fancy words about literature and art. I’ve...