by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Music, Reviews
As the proud owner of 20 college credit hours in philosophy, I can tell you with confidence that the entire history of philosophical discourse is little more than an endless series of killer one-liners. To quote a few: “An unexamined life is not worth living.” –...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture
Ladies, I’m going to go ahead and clue you in to a little secret that is guaranteed to strengthen your relationship with your beau, or boo, or whatever the hell you want to call your boy toy. That’s right. This is TTM: Cosmo Edition. There’s a little phenomenon I’ve...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture
I started a similar “article” when I was a junior or senior in high school, I think for some kind of bootlegged school newspaper or something. Back then, though, I was afraid that the subject matter – that of hating obese children – would be offensive to people, so I...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Music
Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I just… I just can’t believe it. It seems like just yesterday he...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Begin Inner Monologue: Mr. Jones and me… ba da dum dum dum da dum… Gawd I love this song. Is the singer Black? He could be from South America I guess… Like Puerto Rico maybe. Is that South America? Whatever, they all speak Spanish. His dreads are intense. I wish I had...
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