by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Movies
Judd Apatow Film maker and cultural juggernaut Judd Apatow is mad. And when Judd Apatow gets mad, children under the age of eighteen should be immediately removed from earshot. “It’s bull****, man,” raves a wild-eyed Apatow, spittle dripping from his unkempt...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Joe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas. The names alone are enough to inspire envy, lust, wrath, and most of the remaining deadly sins. In newspaper columns, entertainment blogs, and multi-colored notes passed during seventh period, this trio of troubadours has been called...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Pardon me, but has anyone ever told you that your beard and long hair make you look exactly like Jesus? I think I saw your face on a piece of toast yesterday. Yes, that’s right. Jesus Christ, the Messiah. I just wanted to thank you for being a physical representation...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture
One: Seriously I Don’t Care. Dear Mr. Smittenberg, I guess I’d like to express my interest in the Entry Level Account Manager position I read about somewhere while I was probably doing something awesome. I’ve heard some pretty good stuff about your company from...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Religion
If you’re a Christian in the south, you’ve heard of James Avery. It’s a store that sells fancy, custom Christian jewelry. Buy a crucifix from a non-believer? Sinner. You need to be giving your Valentine’s Day budget right back to Jesus, and that’s what happens...
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