by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Look at her sitting there, just popping her Bubblicious Gum (probably pink lemonade flavor, her favorite and mine), coyly twirling her fingers through her hair, while she waits to board her flight to Omaha. No wedding band. About my age. Definitely within the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
In several previous posts, I have made reference to my work as a low-level manager at a fashion-forward yet reasonably priced mass retailer. While a great deal of my life now revolves around work, I have tried not to make it a focus of my writing. This is partly...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
WASHINGTON DC (AP) – In a shocking announcement yesterday, the United States of America announced that it is officially severing all ties with the rest of the world after nearly two and a half centuries of peaceful coexistence on the same planet. US officials cited...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
I have learned much in my first six months as a manager at a massive, multi-national retailer and most of it has little to do with running a retail establishment (I still know just more than nothing about that.) A short list of the courses I have unwittingly audited...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
If there were any lingering doubts regarding my unfitness for independent living, a quick survey of my monthly grocery bill should quickly put them to rest. Of course, one can’t really review my bill because I don’t keep receipts and am still unfamiliar with the...
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