by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Politics
God bless America. It’s a land where we can all believe different things, have different values, look different, speak different, smell different, be Joaquin Phoenix, and still get along and respect each other like one big happy American family. Right? That’s how we...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Music
Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I just… I just can’t believe it. It seems like just yesterday he...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture
Do you shop at Whole Foods? Do you have a friend that shops at Whole Foods? If you do, they likely make sure that you know that they shop at Whole Foods. Also, they are likely not paying with their welfare check, as prices for organics over non-organics are generally...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Nonsense
A year ago when Kent and I decided that we needed to take the internet, grab it by the hair, and scream hilarity relentlessly into its face, we anticipated a fanfare-filled welcome and untold wealth and fame within six months. That all happened, but shortly after we...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Politics
This article was originally written for www.gapersblock.com. You can see the article there also. So I was at the post office the other day, mailing something to my special lady friend. It’s long distance so you really have to send letters and what not to keep points...
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