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Seven Crimes to Consider Before Music Piracy

TTM Readers: This is an article that I wrote for As our readerbase doesn’t really overlap very well, they allowed me the opportunity to post it on TTM as well. You can see the original article with all its comments here, on Gaper’s Block. Hey there Chicagoans. Go ahead and pause all your Kazaa, […]

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2012: The Year of the Dumbass

If you haven’t heard the doomsday theories about 2012, you’re living under a rock. Or you’re Kent, who also didn’t know what the hell I was talking about when I pitched this article idea. Or maybe you’re living in a beautiful fantasy world, blissfully ignorant of all of the painfully stupid people that surround us. […]

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Satan: I Love Bacon

Hey guys. Good ‘ol Satan here, just broing out having a sandwich. Wanna know what I love? Besides hatred, discontent, divisiveness, the Yankees, and everything Michael Jackson has ever done (musical and otherwise), I love bacon. It’s crispy, it’s tasty, it goes with almost everything, and now it creates mass global hysteria, which is one […]

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Satan: I Miss Michael Jackson

Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I just… I just can’t believe it. It seems like just yesterday he was revolutionizing pop […]

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