by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Have you ever been tooling along in the fast lane on your way to wherever, doing a modest 5-10 over, minding your own business as you belt out the lyrics to your favorite Gwen Stefa… er… damn… uh, AC/DC, yeah, AC/DC song, when some Douche McGouche decides they really...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Hey what up sons! Chad, just here kickin it and doing some stupid homework for this Gen Ed class I have to take. It’s so, so lame. BRB I gotta shotgun a Natty before I start, hopefully it’ll get me through. Alright, alright. I gotta “analyze” a poem. What the hell...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
So there you are, innocently battering pedestrians with a bus in Grand Theft Auto when you hear that dreaded, menacing sound; a warning of sorts, it’s the closest thing to a rattlesnake’s “chchchchchch” that mankind has yet evolved. The hair on your arms stands on...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Begin Inner Monologue: Mr. Jones and me… ba da dum dum dum da dum… Gawd I love this song. Is the singer Black? He could be from South America I guess… Like Puerto Rico maybe. Is that South America? Whatever, they all speak Spanish. His dreads are intense. I wish I had...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
I’ve had a sort of writing dry spell lately. As my legions of TTM fans have likely noticed, I haven’t contributed a whole lot to the site lately. I have a new job, a girlfriend, and the meth empire for which TTM is actually a front. What can I say? Kent and I are...
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